95. Slices

[corrinesbell]

[a good bit of banging and clanging, and perhaps a bit of vocalized frustration, before a defeated Sheena sits down in a kitchen chair]

I didn't think it'd ever be this hard to make a sandwich. Geez.

[of course she has no idea she's left the book open. She can't see it]

Comments

[emerald-archive.livejournal.com]

Problems, Princess?

[corrinesbell]

[wait hang on she knows who you are. Really]

...I guess it's no big deal.

[emerald-archive.livejournal.com]

I can come give ya a hand if you need. Didn't know you got back, glad to hear from you.

[antisilent.livejournal.com]

Most people don't expect simple things to become difficult until they become so.

[/AWESOMEFACE. No really it's just deadpan but lightly concerned]

[corrinesbell]

Do I know you?

[right now that is a legitimate question]

[antisilent.livejournal.com]

[Let's keep it vague. He won't answer one way or the other, just introduce himself, win-win-]

My name is Atsuki Saijo.

[Voice]

[stalkingmybro.livejournal.com]

[That's the first he's heard of that.]

What kind of sandwich were you trying to make?

[Voice]

[corrinesbell]

Whatever kind I could.

[Voice]

[stalkingmybro.livejournal.com]

An egg sandwich is easy enough.

[Action]

[pimpinwings.livejournal.com]

[Boo, have a Zelos behind you. He doesn't make an effort to touch Sheena, because he doesn't feel like startling her more than his voice would anyways.]

Problems, babe?

[Action]

[corrinesbell]

[bad news, Zelos, but you have a distinctive walk. She knew you were coming]

I can't even put a stupid sandwich together!

[voice]

[sappingmysentry.livejournal.com]

Bonjour, mademoiselle. I do not particularly care for sandwiches myself; too common and dull for my refined tastes. If the Heavy was still here, he would probably explain how to make one. However, then that oaf would eat any sandwiches that you made before you got the chance to. The extent of my knowledge on the subject is that you put whatever it is that normally goes on sandwiches between slices of bread.

[voice]

[corrinesbell]

The Heavy?

[for just a second she recognizes...but no]

I know how to make a sandwich.

[Voice]

[knightofratatosk]

You're having trouble making a sandwich...?

[Voice]

[corrinesbell]

[that voice. Oh shoot what's his name? He clearly knows her, in any case]

It's fine.

[chikyu-sakura.livejournal.com]

... Maybe some rice would be easier...

[corrinesbell]

I can't put two pieces of bread together, how am I gonna cook rice?

[voice // locked]

[wise_maiden]

You probably should get some help with that.

[voice // locked]

[corrinesbell]

I'm not gonna just sit around and be useless.

[Voice]

[lezareno_prez]

Perhaps you should ask one of your housemates for assistance. I'm sure Colette would be happy to help you if you were to ask her.

[He's getting visions of Sheena accidentally slicing herself with a knife or something.]

[Voice]

[corrinesbell]

I should be able to handle something this easy, Regal.

[Voice]

[goldenfirefly.livejournal.com]

A... sandwich, Sheena?

Re: [Voice]

[corrinesbell]

...I...I know you, don't I?

[Voice]

[kendama-pro.livejournal.com]

[treading lightly.]

Well, it does take practice, making a good sandwich.

[Voice]

[corrinesbell]

I'd settle for a bad one.